Family problems 

What is best ? Love marriage or arranged marriage???? Open for debate Two men,
A member (we call him KR) and his  American friend Bob were sitting at the OBSC bar drinking shot after shot.

Then Bob said, "Talking about love Marriages.... I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. 
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. 
Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. 

And you say you have family problems¦. 
  
Give me a break!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!"

A member and wife were having dinner at the restaurant of the club when this
absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks
away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a
divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a
divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in
Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Porsche or X-Type Jag in the
garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on
his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies!